Or maybe I'm really vain and slightly embarrassed, but I had to make a post about Penny's ugly/mediocre clothes. She will always wear ugly/mediocre clothes, and here's why:
1. She's a baby.
2. Babies poop and puke on all their clothes.
3. I buy all her clothes in huge lots on eBay. Because it's smart.
4. If she's ever in anything cute it's because it just happened to be in the lot. Or it was a gift.
5. I've only hand-picked, brand new, from the store two (2) items of Penny's clothes.
6. Now she's too big for those items.
7. My numerical list doesn't make much sense.
8. Penny can pull off even the ugliest of outfits.
9. Here's a picture to prove it.

10. J/K. Penny will never wear that outfit in real life. It went directly into the sell-back-on-eBay-immediately pile.
11. Okay, glad I got that off my chest.
12. This is Emily. Not Seth.
13. He doesn't care what she wears as long as it's cheap.
14. I.
15. Can't.
16. Stop.
17. Will another picture make up for it?

18. Hope so.
19. I wrote this post at 11:41 at night.
20. How come I'm not sleeping?
21. Because lists are fun.
22. Ugly clothes are not.
23. But now you know why Penny wears them.
24. Love you, bye.